My Regimen Poem by Randy McClave

I don't ever smoke and I don't ever drink
And always before I eat, I always first think
Everyday, I enjoy to exercise and to run,
And I enjoy to swim and hike, which is fun.
I don't ever eat any type of junk or fast food
I enjoy vegetables which are steamed or stewed
And I take my vitamins and I drink fresh water everyday,
And for my good health to God, I constantly pray.
I exercise to stay in my very best shape
From a frantic world of evils and bad health I did escape
Wherever that I go or whatever that I might do
In good health and wisdom, I finally and patiently grew.
The Devil one day found out about my regimen
So, he sent me a woman to cause me stress, anger and sin
He did it while being devious and stealthy,
He wants me to die hurt and poor and unhealthy.

Randy L. McClave