My White Privileged Card Poem by Randy McClave

For sale is my white privileged card
Which will protect you and your yard,
It's your protection umbrella
Just like being a upright clean white fella.
No matter the race or the color that you are
Now be protected and feel like a star,
When my card is sold to you, it you can wield
Now my skin color will be your mighty shield.
People won't ever give you a second look
If your anywhere you won't be seen as a vandal or a crook,
And if your driving down the street or on the road
You won't be accused of breaking the law or a code.
If your ever walking down the street
People will now happily smile when they greet,
And they'll want to walk with you at your side
And from you they won't run or hide.
If you are ever in any store to look or to shop
No longer will they call the manager or a cop,
Because, now in you they will see honesty and appeal
They know that your not there to rob or to steal.
If your visiting a friends or family members house
Neighbors won't think you are there to rob or kill a spouse,
Now they'll give you a wave and also a smile
And not the look of hate or judgment or any guile.
If you are in the park with your children to play
Other won't feel in danger or as a prey,
They'll see you also as a careful caring person
Who is never swearing or cursin'.
No longer will anyone say or think you need a beating
You'll be honored to attend all KKK and every racist meeting,
Now by the law and others you'll be seen in a different light
If you'll just buy my privilege card of the white.

Randy L. McClave