David Darbyshire

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Names - Poem by David Darbyshire

I called my Dog, ' Puddles'
because she pee'ed a lot as a Pup
I call my Cat, 'Wizzer'
Also cause it pee'ed a lot as a Kitten
I now have a young boy called ' Wee Willy'
Guess why, cause he also pee's a lot, as a Baby
No I have bought a Horse, that craps all day Long
What do think I call him?
Crapper? Shitter? Stinkey? .... No.....
I call him Apples


Comments about Names by David Darbyshire

  • (4/10/2006 10:21:00 AM)


    i call this poem 'delightful'. an enjoyable read, david. sincerely, merc (Report) Reply

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  • (4/10/2006 9:52:00 AM)


    Apples works best perhaps, great fun in this, take care David, Love Duncan (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, April 10, 2006

Poem Edited: Monday, April 10, 2006


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