No Longer Suitable For Children Poem by Ima Ryma

We must no longer tolerate
Such an icon so incorrect.
There's being grossly overweight.
Labor practices go unchecked.
Unnatural animal acts
Occur on an ongoing pace.
There are indisputable facts
Of borders crossed, case after case,
Illegally with no passport.
Then, there's the laughing off in slang,
Being of the offensive sort
To women - that ho ho harangue.

The future needn't fret, because
There will be no more Santa Claus.