Nonsense Scrabble Poem by Phil Soar

Come listen to my potty mouth
And feel the words of bile
My verbal shit has all gone south
And I've lost my random style

When playing scrabble yesterday
A word I had was 'bonkers'
My opponent blew my game away
As he then spelled out 'Yonkers'

He was a chap from New York City
Determined he would beat me
So I gave up with a well timed ditty
And spelled out 'go on eat me'

I know that's nine letters, but this is nonsense