Not My Sexual Orientation Poem by Ace Of Black Hearts

As a such an old friend you should know better.
Your drunken escapades of overtly sexually explicit comments will not get you anywhere.
Muted, blocked, and ignored.
I'm straight, your gay and I will never swing both ways.
I have nothing against it, other then it's simply not my desire, not what I'm into.
Just because theirs not a woman currently in my life doesn't mean my preference has or will ever change.
And yet still you said it in the most derogatory way.
So offensive.
It hurts that you would put me in that position when I made it perfectly clear.
I will not tolerate being hit on by you in anyway.
I've known you since we were kids.
But that will not exempt you.
I won't let it slide.
I shouldn't have to.
Hopefully your smart enough to apologise when you sober up.
If not I don't think I want you in my life.
Because I desire friends that have a certain amount tact and self respect.
And tonight you had none.