Nuts Poem by R.J. Wynn

Nuts and bolts make it easy to fix an old jeep up
Put a scope on the rifle or chrome on the pick up
But that honey dew list better get some attention
‘Cause livin isn't livin when her list is ignored

Nuts and bolt are for women and brother you know
That the ones you keep forgetting are under her nose
So be nice to the Kitten or the kitchen is closed
Nuts and bolts are for women... so go get it done

Change the seat on the toilet so she can enjoy it
Put a light in her closet and tighten the headboard
Fix the legs on the table to make her feel good
Because women won't be women if you're just blowing smoke

Nuts and bolts are for women and brother you know
That the ones you you keep forgetting are under her nose
So be nice to the kitten or the kitchen is closed
Nuts and bolts are for women so go get er done

You can lube up the threads or if you're a go getter
You can grab it with vice grips and stand on em bragger
So swing a bigger hammer but make every effort
Because her give it isn’t given till you choke the right bolt

Nuts and bolt are for women and brother you know
That the ones you Keep forgetting might break up your home
So be nice to the Kitten or the kitchen is closed...
Nuts and bolts are for women and that ain't no joke