Old Albert Gimp Poem by Phil Soar

Old Albert Gimp

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Old Albert Gimp, Rescued a chimp
That he saw at an old run down zoo
He fed it on Carrots, and Mr brains faggots
Which affected the smell of it's poo
So he bought a gask mask, not an easy task
And he wore it when he was too near
For when the chimp farted, his nostrils both parted
And left a big stain on it's rear

Tuesday, December 15, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: humour,nonsense
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Khairul Ahsan 15 December 2020

Nonsense? Yet makes sense. Loved the rhyme, loved the humour.

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