On A Fixed Budget Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

I've been taught to keep my cool...
No matter what class of fool surrounds me.
And being diverse and once a fool myself...
I know just how to entertain,
Those limited with one goal in mind.

Feed to them the opposite of what they want to hear!
This gains immediate attention,
With focused ears disbelieving what has been said.
And...
Those unexpected comments,
Often keeps them distracted long enough...
To provide the free publicity needed.
They will express their unhappiness and 'who' ignited it.
And this works for one on a fixed budget.