'One Size Fits All? ' Poem by Linda Winchell

Have you ever had the chance to try on
clothes with lables that read, 'One size Fits All? '
Well I think who ever they modeled them on
must be one hundered pounds, and ten feet tall!

I had to buy a top that had that lable on it!
Because when I tried it on!
My head got stuck half way in it!
Now me and it, are permanently bond!

So don't ever trust those lables!
They're all made you know, now overseas!
And those foreign little Gremlins
only come up to our American knees!

So why wouldn't that sizing work for them?
They're all Munchkins in disguise!
And not like we Americans are built!
not all able, to fit in, 'Fit's all one size! '