Palin And Gang Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

There once was a lady named Palin,
she used hype and deceit by the gallon.
Had the Democrats riled
with her call from the wild
With moustache she would look like Jo Stalin.

There are those who think black has its beauty
and that people will vote not from duty
but from desperate hope
some will even take dope
and the winner gets ever more snooty.

Folks, it's fixing to be a suspense,
I suggest that we (truly) dispense
with the whole bowl of wax
and with Federal tax
build a dingo-proof two meter fence

to encircle the White House and city
let them vote and create a committee
we the people, once free
we will bury the key
to the exit, oh what a great pity!