Pinky Stinky Poem by Ima Ryma

King Akhentaten, King Tut's Dad
Got dug up from his Egypt tomb,
And from his bod, some thieving cad
Ripped off a toe, and then did zoom
To sell the prize to foreign folk.
The toe then passed from hand to hand.
Egypt did not think it a joke
That the royal toe had left the land.
But finally there came the day
When toe and foot did reunite.
If Tut were around, he might say,
'Daddy's mummy is again right.'

Perhaps a future movie show -
The Return of the Mummy's Toe.