Pit Bulls And Pigs And Lipstick, Oh My! Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Vice-Presidential Candidate, Governor Sarah Palin,
She said the only difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom is the lipstick,
I don’t need add more to that except we have pit bull and she doesn’t play a lick,
And she’s not a mom or a governor; at times she can be a demon within.
Obama stated that you put lipstick a pig you still have a pig,
I wonder if Eva Gabor with her a pan za cakes a would adorn Arnold Ziffle,
Green Acres is what both McCain and Obama want on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Obama was criticized for mixing the pig and pit bull analogy,
A mulatto in essence,
However, to tell the truth
Vice-President Cheney,
And Senator McCain used the lipstick on a pig themselves,
Back in days before Palin was known about,
If only I can imagine what Porky would say about these analogies and jokes,
When will this end, on November 4,2008
And as Porky Pig would say, 'Bdea-Bdea-Bdea- That’s all folks'.

(10-08)