Please Do Not Leave Facebook Poem by Paul Butters

Please do not Leave Facebook, my friend,
These storms will soon subside.
ReMOANERS will get used to "Britain Out".
They'll grow tired of making you feel
A leper
For voting to jump the sinking Euro ship.

Don't leave Facebook
For Google will crash,
Bebo and Myspace will return
And the BitPound will plummet.
Latin will become the default internet language
As hackers rule the web.

Be afraid, very afraid.
The consequences of Leaving would be dire.
But if you Stay here
In the bosom of the Facebook Family
You will be safe and secure
And eligible to claim
Your complimentary cuddly toy.

© PB 25\6\2016.