Potty Trained At Birth Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Why do you look down in the dumps?

'It has been discovered my mother,
Allowed me to walk around in a dirty diaper.
When I was nine months old.
So my chance to be selected,
As community organizer has been jeopardized! '

Whatever you do...
Don't hold that against them.
Perhaps one day they will find someone,
Who was experienced.
And potty trained at birth!

'Perhaps!
And maybe a true change they can believe in,
Will finally come into their lives! '