Della Perry

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Queen Of Fake - Poem by Della Perry

She is the Queen of Fake
Lovely and thin, sick in the bin
Every hour without fail.

Men think her great
Long blonde hair, stuck on with glue
Three hundred quid a go.

Ladies envy her grace
Beautiful figure, silicon bosom
All covered in lace.

Stunning from afar
Fancy clothes, fake tan
Expensive sports car.

She is the Queen of Fake
Close up, false tan, nails, caked on makeup and wrinkles.

But the funny thing is
Inside that plastic shell
She IS as charming as hell.

Topic(s) of this poem: funny

Poet's Notes about The Poem

Sometimes ladies/men feel the need to falsify their looks because they are vile and vain, but there are also those that falsify their looks and inside are the nicest ladies ever! Never judge a book by its cover, whether fake or real.

Comments about Queen Of Fake by Della Perry

  • Bri Edwards (10/31/2016 5:13:00 PM)

    but i'm not sure the topic funny fits well. ? :)

    sick in the bin ............anorexic or BULIMIC? ? : (
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  • Bri Edwards (10/31/2016 5:10:00 PM)

    i think YOU have good looks outside and inside! bri :) (Report) Reply

  • Bri Edwards (10/31/2016 5:10:00 PM)

    my favorite lines:

    But the funny thing is
    Inside that plastic shell
    She IS as charming as hell.

    i shall use this 'charmer' in Section A of November's showcase. i'll also use the Poet's Notes you placed on this page.

    thanks. also to MyPoemList.

    bri :)
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Poem Submitted: Sunday, September 13, 2015

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