Ramona's Reality Tv Shockers! Poem by Ramona Thompson

All concepts owned and created by Ramona Thompson 2008

Will shows like this ever see the light of day? Only time will tell.

1. American A-Hole -America decides who is the biggest and most heartless person in the the bad ole U.S. of A.

2. Dancing With The Scars-Ugly, disfigued people come out of hiding to overcome their fears of being in public by gliding across the dance floor with Hollywood's most hated infamous stars.

3. WWJD-What Would Jesus Do? -To win big bucks everyday people are put to the test of turning the other cheek and being a saint while being the object of other's hurtful actions/words.

4. Divorce or No Divorce-Couples are offered big bucks by family/friends/outsiders to either stay together or
part.

5. One Night Stand-America votes on 2 people who will then be forced to spent one night locked in a room
together to see if there is a mutal attraction. How far will they go? You'll just have to tune in to see.

6. Liar, Liar-As people's worst lies and misdeeds are exposed America votes on how or they should should
be punished.

7. In The Closet-Closet gays and lesbians expose their sexual preferences to shocked family and friends.

8. Fake A Wish-Spoiled rich brats are led to believe their fondest wishes will be granted if they act really
really good for one whole day. The twist? America has been secretly voting on how to punish and teach
these naughty tikes a much needed lesson.

9. Breast In Show-It's a battle of the flat chested vs the well endowed to see just who deserves the
bragging rights, cash prize, and title of Breast In Show.

10. President Elect-A reality show that follows wannabe presidental candidates in their quest to land
America's highest and most powerful office.