(for Valerie Macon, for grace under fire)
let us have the ranking of poets
the rambunctious Chorus sang
getting the New Year off to a bang
I said like Alice in a queasy dream
making way for the Rose Red Queen:
oh why stop there really why stop anywhere
let's rank it all, from the big to the small
let us rank meteors for their brightness
squirrels tails for rampant bushiness
old rocks for rockiness and who's been here longest
all the wrong for the wrongest
cream for its freshness (also, bonnets)
every cat and mouse for sonnets
would be Nessies for their nessness
chess players for their penultimate chessness
for starting the day out right
when the competition is a little tight:
the breakfast of all breakfasts:
toadstools for which is the most efficacious
to thin the rankings down
till there're no more rankings left in town
except for the Poisoner's.
mary angela douglas 9 january 2022
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem