Repent! Poem by Bryan Taplits

Repent my children- don't ever look back
Or volleys of wails you will hear,
Recall the woke horrors of unseemly past times
…Especially in this past year.
Remember to heed all the woke sass
And not to provoke the mobs which their justice entailed,
Correct all your past conservative slips-or even careless blips-
To avoid detention in virtue signaling jail.
Yea! It's time now to rejoice and replace
All notions of the past's sorrowful frowns,
‘Cause there are no more reports-or retorts of that sort-
Joy!
We've made it through the first-and, hopefully, the last-
COVID lockdown!