Rule Number One Poem by Alexander Julian

Rule Number One:

"Always have your name."

That means:

Write your name.
Read your name.
Say your name.
Know your name.

Please remember your name.
Or else, you will be so much trouble for yourself and everybody else.

You need to give your teacher your homework, right?
There's no such thing as nameless homework.
You must give your teacher your name or you will get no grade.
Without knowledge, a grade isn't possible.