Russian Cigarette Smoke Poem by Shaun Cronick

Russian cigarette smoke,
Is the nastiest in the world.
Russian cigarette smoke,
Is the foulest ever unfurled.

It drifts against the breeze,
So strong it makes one sneeze.
It floats into our eyes,
And does so paralyze.

It travels up our nose,
And lingers on our clothes.
It smells so foul and rank,
Worse than a septic tank.

And it's taste is even worse,
Worse than Rasputin's curse.
So toxic so noxious so bloody dangerous, it should be banned!
That's why Russian cigarette smoke is the cruellest in the land!