Richard D Remler


School Lunch - Poem by Richard D Remler

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Today is Monday, September 1. Today is the first day of September. We hope that your vacation has been enjoyable.
Today is Monday, September 1. Vacation is over. Lunch will be served when the noontime bell rings at noon. Welcome back all students to a brand new week of our exciting curriculum of adventures in learning. All Students of Mr. Bulks Advanced Mathematics Class, Room 221, are reminded to return your Permission Slips for tomorrow's Field Trip to Barstions Mill, where you will each be required to count everything that moves. Today is September 1, Monday, the first day of September. Welcome back Students. We hope you had an eventful weekend. For Lunch today, Mrs. Fieldingfield has prepared a delicious Cabbage Soufflé stuffed with cabbage. The Cabbage stuffing will be made up entirely of Cabbage serenely stuffed. Today is Monday, September 1. Vacation is over. For dessert, Mrs. Fieldingfield has prepared a delicious jello made entirely of the Cabbage that escaped the stuffing. Students in Mr. Bulks Advanced Mathematics Class, Room 221, are reminded that Mr. Bulks Advanced Mathematics Class in in Room 221. Mrs. Klump will not be in today. Mrs. Klump is ill. And the students of Mr. Bulks Advanced Mathematics Class, Room 221, are serenely stuffed.


Tuesday, September 2

Today is Tuesday, September 2. Today is the second day of September. Mr. Bulk would like to thank all the students who returned their permission slips for todays Field Trip to Barstions Mill. The Field Trip has been cancelled. It was recently discovered that Barstions Mill has been condemned for the past ten years by the State Building Inspectors as well as the State Health Department, and declared entirely Off Limits. So, instead of going to Barstions Mill, all students with a valid, signed permission slip will be permitted to go outside for three minutes following the 2 pm bell to count things. Today is Tuesday, September 2. Today is the second day of September. Mrs. Klump will not be in today. For lunch today, Mrs. Fieldingfield has prepared a scrumptiously satisfying meal of Steamed Cabbage Rolls drenched in Cabbage Soup and topped with Cabbage Sprinkles. Our side dish for the day will be Treacle Cabbage Pudding. Today is Tuesday, September 2, and today we shall not be having Roast Chicken, nor Rack Of Lamb, nor Barstions Mill.

Wednesday, September 3

Today is Wednesday, September 3. Today is the third day of September. Mrs. Klump will not be in today. She is in the
hospital. Today is the third of September. Mrs. Fieldingfield tells us today we shall be having Cabbage Soup served with Brown Cabbage Leaves. No, we will not be having Rack Of Lamb. No, we will not be having Roast Chicken. Today is Wednesday, September third. Today we shall be having Cabbage Soup with Brown Cabbage Leaves. Our side for the day will be Brown Cabbage Leaves. Today we shall be having Cabbage Soup.

Thursday, September 4

Today is Thursday, September the Fourth. Today is the Fourth
of September. Mrs. Klump will not be in today. Tuesday's Lunch inflamed Mrs. Klumps tinnitus. Mrs. Klump is in the Hospital. Today is Thursday, September the Fourth. Today we shall be having Stuffed Cabbage. We will be stuffing the Cabbage with Cabbage. Principal Standish states that our side for today will be French Fried Cabbage Chips. No, we will not be having Rack Of Lamb. No, we will not be having Roast Chicken. Today we shall be having Stuffed Cabbage and French Fried Cabbage Chips. All field trips to Barstions Mill have been canceled. Today is Thursday, September the Fourth, the Fourth of September.

Friday, September 5

Today is Friday, September the Fifth. Today is the Fifth of September. Today is a very special day. Today we will celebrate Dean Thomas' Birthday. Happy Birthday Dean Thomas. Today, Dean Thomas will be having Rack Of Lamb. Today, Dean Thomas will be having Roast Chicken. Today, Dean Thomas will be having Honey-Roasted Ham. For a side, Dean Thomas will be having Seasoned Sweet Potatoes and Stuffing, Green Beans, Artichoke Hearts, Cranberry Sauce, Freshly Baked Biscuits with melted butter and raspberry jam, A tall glass of ice cold milk. A nice tall glass of ice cold Orange Juice, and a glass of Egg-Nogg. For desert, Dean Thomas will be having Hot Apple Pie Ala-mode, Chocolate Pudding, Coffee Cake, and a Cherry Pop Tart. Today we shall be celebrating Dean Thomas' Birthday. Happy Birthday
Dean Thomas.

ALL STUDENTS shall be having leftovers, with French Fried Cabbage Skins.

Today is Friday, September the Fifth, and we shall be having Leftovers, with French Fried Cabbage Skins.

NOTE: Will the Student or Students who took the Rack Of Lamb, the Roast Chicken, and the Honey-Roasted Ham
Please Bring It Back! ! !


Copyright © MMXII Richard D. Remler

Topic(s) of this poem: experience, food, humorous, school, student

Form: Narrative


Poet's Notes about The Poem

*this write is based, in part, on a school lunch schedule/bulletin my nephew brought home some years ago. It was such a mess I found a wee bit of humor in it.

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Poem Submitted: Friday, April 5, 2019



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