Scarborough Gypsy

Rookie - 3 Points (2nd October / London)

She Looked Like A Film Star - Poem by Scarborough Gypsy

'You look like a film star', I told her
She took the compliment well
But I did not go into detail
For some things, you never must tell

Eyes not unlike Bette Davis
Huge mouth like Jerrie Hall
A nose resembling Streisand's
And she really wasn't that tall

Her tits were like Paris Hilton's
Her neck was scraggy as hell
An arse like Jennifer Lopez
And what was that God-awful smell!


Comments about She Looked Like A Film Star by Scarborough Gypsy

  • (2/8/2006 3:46:00 PM)

    Loved it! Very witty. (Report)Reply

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  • (1/25/2006 1:50:00 PM)

    Short, sweet, and witty - I like it (Report)Reply

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  • (1/25/2006 12:12:00 PM)

    I like it, it made me smile! Like the way you twist it round, Moyaxx (Report)Reply

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  • (1/25/2006 10:48:00 AM)

    Nice bit of irony there, Gyp. Very funny. -LP (Report)Reply

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  • (1/25/2006 10:20:00 AM)

    This gave me a smile. A very Forest Gump-ish smile.... -chuck (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, January 25, 2006



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