Thad Wilk

~ She's '' Eye Candy '' - Adult Humor -

I was cruising the candy aisles at my local
Wall-Mart. I was looking for a sweet thing,
whilst pushing my cart. Then out of nowhere
she caught my eye. Now there's my kind of
candy, I said with a sigh!
~
There displayed in a halter top; cut off jeans
way too small. She made my eye's bulge and
That wasn't all! She's eye candy, Good n Plenty
a Pixy Stix so fine. Gift wrapped to please; a
treat sooo divine!
~
She gave out free samples; right in the store.
She knew I would be hooked, that i'd be back
for more! She's eye candy, what can i say.
She's Mint, a life saver and my Milky Way.
~
There's no denying, my Bit O Honey's satisfying.
She's a confection of perfection! She is my Star
burst a Candy Kiss I can't resist and she'll
always '' come first '' on my shopping list....

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~TJW~

Poem Submitted: Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Poem Edited: Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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  • Kesav EaswaranKesav Easwaran (6/17/2009 9:45:00 PM)

    'She's eye candy, Good n Plenty
    A Pixy Stix so fine'...
    line copiously romantic...thanks Thad...enjoyed your beautiful fun-tasting candy piece...10

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  • Duh Huh (6/6/2009 3:48:00 AM)

    This was great fun to read Thad. Smiled thru it and cheered for you :) Thank you for sharing :)

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  • Dwayne Bailey (6/4/2009 3:14:00 AM)

    Well well how sweet this poem is! ! Like it very much my friend and so glad to see your still around here. Thought I was the only one left. Nice penning and a 10! ! Your friend Dwayne

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  • Lynda Robson (6/3/2009 5:20:00 PM)

    Sugar candy kisses, great fun write,
    10
    Lynda xx

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  • Andrew mark Wilkinson (6/3/2009 3:48:00 PM)

    It appears you have a sweet tooth Thad, I know I have for my sweet dark chocolate girl ;) Andy 10

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