Slipping Into Preoccupied Beds Without Waking The Ones Already In Them Poem by D.N. Rebb

This is not an old punchline
Nor should it be a prank
Need to come in from behind
Assuming you had a drink?
If they wake, let's hope they laugh
Assure you've got story straight
Nothing worse, forgetting half
Now, it's all about the weight
Do not start with the giggles
Right timing is of essence
Don't dare give them a tickle
Whose psyche are you impressing?
This is not night for romance
Okay, get under cover
Forgot to take off your pants?
Lord, good thing someone loves ya
Going to take a gamble,
That you have not yet gone pee
Okay go, but do not yell
Again, that you are thirsty
Shoes you left outside the door
Have become a tripwire
Darkness leaves void to explore
As the room gets bit brighter
The schematic plot fumbles
And what was at stake again?
All you hear are vague mumbles
Then, love you, but you're a pain!