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So Says The Boss (Humorous Humorous Humorous Humorous Humorous)

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I'm the boss
You do not cross
The king of my domain
For the day
No work, all play
Is found in my refrain

Love to eat
The prime of meat
So sad 'til I get some
'Tis so sweet
And such a treat
Boy, they can be so dumb

Hate to dress
Give me caress
No bother with the slime
Have to dig
In it real big
Archaeology time

When I'm beat
I have a seat
Take my favorite spot
No compete
It's so complete
Out of my royal cot!

Here to stay
I love to lay
Napping is not a farse
I'm a dog
Who's a couch hog
So move your big fat arse!









© 2011



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Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Topic(s) of this poem: humorous,pet
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COMMENTS
Totes Sheldon 01 April 2014
cool brah I think its cool
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Prjeet Bhat 25 August 2013
i want education i love education
17 46 Reply
Bri Edwards 11 February 2013
i didn't like or totally understand this until i got to the end and learned who the boss is. i laughed at the end. thanks for sharing, poochy. ruuuuff!
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