Somewhere In Outer Space Poem by Ace Of Black Hearts
Somewhere In Outer Space
Can you repeat that sir?
666 sunnyville drive.
I'm sorry sir that address doesn't exist.
It wasn't missed so we're returning to the shipper.
Is there anything we can help you with?
How is it possible this address doesn't exist?
You guys delivered here just two weeks ago without incident.
Maybe your driver is drunk, maybe he is new, maybe hes got an old truck with out dated gps, maybe he doesn't know how to use his own two eyes.
Sir, that's offensive most of our employees are not even from this country and barely can read, write, or speak proper English.
And they never would get confused about a location.
My house didn't suddenly enter a wormhole.
Well maybe it did with Fedex.
Sir that enough I'm hanging up now.
Good ridance, please do after all you have put me through.
Guess I won't be getting anymore packages expressed.
Because some random driver says I'm no longer on the moon.
My home was swallowed by a black hole on the left side of the sun and not for fun.
I can bring up my house on google earth, ups, and usps can both locate this piece of secluded paradise.
So what makes them so special that they can deny me a delivery on a whim.
Do I have to pay the drivers off, is there something I'm missing?
This isn't the first time, but this will be the last.
I don't care how fast they claim be.
They're unreliable at best.
And as the prices continue to soar, they will not be making another stop at my door.
Because frankly it's just not worth it.
Rural Address Missing On Electronic Maps rural address does not always make electronic maps goggle maps does not list all seldom sought rural locations making map blanks a frustrating delivery nightmare Inspired by the poem 'Somewhere In Outer Space' by the poet Ace Of Black Hearts. Dedicated to the poet Ace Of Black Hearts.
A Slip Of The Pen sometimes a slip of direction pen with a number or letter wrecks havoc with address difficult to find locations Inspired by the poem 'Somewhere In Outer Space' by the poet Ace Of Black Hearts. Dedicated to the poet Ace Of Black Hearts.
sometimes a slip of the pen, with a number or letter wrecks havoc, with address difficult to find locations, rural address do not always make electronic maps, making the blanks a frustrating delivery nightmare, both for the deliver person lacking local knowledge, and the receiver missing desired required package or parcel
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Goggle Map Can't Find Address Stress stress for delivery person lacking local knowledge stress receiver missing desired required package parcel goggle map doesn't exist black hole is rural reality Inspired by the poem 'Somewhere In Outer Space' by the poet Ace Of Black Hearts. Dedicated to the poet Ace Of Black Hearts.