Soy Says You Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Eating healthy is not good for you,
Tofu and Soy milk contains isoflavones,
To the healthy male it is not good,
Estrogen of some sort and are to treat hot flashes,
For women approaching menopause,
Soy chemistry is not good for fathers to be,
For the fertility of the male will be reduced dramatically.

Male rodents have been known to be sterile after eating soy,
How about male rabbits, cats, dogs, monkeys,
(see observation Hey, Hey We’re the Monkee’s)
And the deadbeat fathers on Maury?

Power bars and Miso Soup can cause to gain weight,
Consuming Soy products could damage a man’s sexual identity,
Beware men before it’s too late,
For me, I have a double Whopper with cheese, French fries and a Hi-C.

(10-22-07)