Stare Decisis Et Non Quieta Movere Poem by James McLain

Why do some boys wear Boxers,
and girls wear panties under dresses?
I asked Father Wilkins.
Because!
He replied and latter I realized that.
One of the Nuns,
most common psychological tricks.
Is the constant misuse of the word because.
Simply uttering the word, because.
Tends to convince people that you are correct,
and logical.
Even when you have said nothing meaningful at all.
The great power of the word, because.
Has even been known to have the girls pull down their skirts
leaving their panties on while the alter boys
wearing Boxers fall on hard times.