Storkdotcom Poem by Ima Ryma

My 4 year old son came to me,
And asked, 'Daddy, how was I born? '
The stork story - old as can be,
Needed some updat to adorn.
So I told him, Mom and I met
In a cyber cafe chat room.
Downloaded hard drive, I was set
To upload in your Mom's Web womb.
No firewall on, we clicked too late.
The hit delet button did fail.
Nine months later - the compufate.
A pop up popped out. We've got male.

An 8 pound bouncing baby boy -
You - a googling bundle of joy.