Superficial Poem by Randy Johnson

You dump men over superficial things and I don't understand this.
You throw men away and they usually get pissed.
I think the way you treat men is very crummy.
Last week you dumped my friend because he beat you at gin rummy.
You got mad because a man said he didn't like your favorite television show.
When he asked you out a second time, you said hell no.
You didn't like a guy's shirt so you said goodbye.
I still remember seeing him wipe the tears from his eyes.
You dumped me because I dropped a candy bar on your floor and that was wrong.
It's not surprising that your relationships don't last very long.
You did some irritating things but I wouldn't have dumped you.
You want to find true love but I don't think you'll be able to.
How will you deal with a big problem when you can't even deal with problems that are small?
If you keep this up, you won't have anyone at all.