Surgeon General's Warning Poem by Bob and Alex Eichen

Surgeon General's Warning



Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that not reading poetry has been known to cause cancer in laboratory rats. Pregnant women not writing poetry may lead to birth defects, low birth weight and premature delivery. Lastly and most importantly, being overly sensitive to reader's comments and scores has led to insanity in some poets.

Bob and Alex Eichen
Friday, May 30, 2008
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