Swimming Naked Poem by Dorsey Baker

You never thought the day would come
But you just got caught
Swimming naked
In another man's pond

You cannot run
You cannot hide
It's the truth and it cannot
Be denied

You've been caught
Just like a fish on the hook
Now you've just got to admit
That you ain't nothing
But a low down
Dirty crook

Thought that you would
Just take a swim
But it was another man's pond
That you were swimming in
You got caught
Swimming naked
In another man's pond