Texas Fixes Whatz Rong With Amurican Hiztury Textbooks Poem by Hubert Wilson

All that slavery trade
Was just a true and happy version of a Civil Rights crusade.
Those resentful and malcontent dispossessed Indian tribes
Are just duping naive history scribes.
That there Civil War
Was actually a War of Northern Aggression and nothing more.
John Wilkes Booth
Was only an innocent truth seeking birth certificate sleuth.
The Pearl Harbor sneak attack
Was led by FDR piloting a Japanese Zero through all that flak.
JFK assassination truth no longer history will hide
Really he committed multiple gunshot suicide.
That televised 1969 astronaut moonwalk
Was only staged Hollywood back lot visual schlock.
Women's liberation
Simply acting out too much of that time of the month frustration.
New Triangular Trade
Is American guns for illegal drugs and subminimal wage alien masquerade.
Young guardsman George W was secretly awarded the Medal of Honor
Valiantly fought off Vietnamese with his empty bottles and cans;
otherwise, Houston was a communist goner.
Each and every Watergate tape
Was just backwards Nixon patriotic rap music album taking shape.
That massive BP gulf oil leak
A cover-up for gun seizures, same sex marriages and assorted evils Texas must bespeak!