Thanks, Sue! Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

To date it is uncertain whether
much science can be penned at all
by an Australian peacock feather;
not that the feather would be small
but from a bird known for its pride,
as well as talons sharp and quick
I, from experience, must confide
you'd need to use a clever trick
to do this featherectomy
and still remain without a mark!
Magnificent fait accompli,
it would be, even in the dark.
So, in the interest to preserve
your health and that of your big bird,
I, in conclusion must observe
that I am flattered, yes my word,
that you would offer me a hand
in what is surely overdue,
a gesture I consider grand,
thus, heartfelt thanks must go to you.

I have, just now had inspiration,
a hatchling may be an idea,
surely, a dusty outback station
(some are the size of Tanzania)
would take an order for next Spring
one gosling wearing perfect genes,
that grows strong feathers and can sing,
in time would give to me the means
of writing that essential paper.
Meanwhile, we wait and show respect
to peacocks and we scrap the caper,
lest you, dear Sue, get badly pecked!