The Eagerly Awaited Entrance Of The Pantomime Horse: (The Tory Government's Latest Foolhardy Strategy) Poem by DM W

O we all await with baited breath,
The entrance of the pantomime horse,
On tonight's coronavirus briefing!
Who will be at the front and who will be
At the rear? Will it be bonkers BoJo
Heading, with creepy Dom Cummings at
The back, or perhaps mad Matt Hancock;
Accompanied by cracked Chris Witty:
The witless wonder? Whoever gets
Picked out of the blue Tory hat, it's bound
To raise a few chuckles, and perhaps
A smattering of belly laughs, across
Our cynical, beleaguered nation;
That's simply now had more than enough!
To be completely frank, I wonder
If this mock horse will be able to
Walk straight given the type of nincompoops
That will be inside it; 'controlling' things.