The Epitome Of A Political Liar Poem by Joe Rosochacki

John Edwards, a once trusted husband and a US senator,
Wanted more.
John Edwards was going to vault to the US presidency,
In the end he would fall in more ways than one; any one could surely see.
John Edwards first denied that he had an affair with a campaign cinematographer,
Now he is about to come clean that the affair with Rielle Hunter begat a daughter.
And he allegedly said that he will marry Rielle when his wife, Elizabeth, dies.
Is Rielle her real name?
Did she change her name to get real fame?
Her birth name was Lisa Jo Druck, humm-
Then she was known as Lisa Hunter, then Rielle Jaya James Druck.
Humm—confused yet?
I’ll bet.
Anyway John Edwards vehemently denied his canoodling with Hunter.
Then later on, it was she that he’d f-k.
And what about his, Elizabeth who had fought cancer and bore his children?
She is doing as well as she can.
Elizabeth is very strong woman much more so than her husband.
She ought to say to him, “Frankly, I don’t give a damn.”
Paraphrasing Rhett Butler.
John Edwards is liable to find himself on the wrong side of the law.
According to how he spent campaign funds and that’s not all.
Did he ‘cook’ the books for hush money?
Did he really pay Rielle $112,000 for her services?
Did he move her
- and set her up in an apartment by mingling his own finances with the campaigns?
Did he ever sought to control his vices?
John Edwards, I resent you as guy.
Why?
You, I do not admire.
You are pathological liar.

9-23-09