The Eve Teaser Poem by Rajaram Ramachandran

He missed several buses,
To send flying kisses,
He was an Eve teaser,
Trailing behind girls, closer.

Once he winked at a lady,
Near a bus stop, shady.
She wasn't a dame of sport,
And rushed to a mobile court.

The learned judge heard her side,
The boy too pleaded his side,
That he was a born winker,
And now a victim of an error.

So saying, he nonstop winked,
But the poor lady stood stupefied.
The case was dismissed, 'Not Guilty, '
As she was proved, Miss. Hasty.