The Four Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

#1 A man putting fake tattoos on four year old
#2 A Man dressed as a zombie for Halloween
#3 A woman dressed like Crocodile Dundee
#4 A picture of a laughing 3 year old boy

Number one will train up a biker,
And teach him the rules of the road.
We need many more here in Florida,
For the old folks all drive slow as toads.

Number two will show you how Zombies,
Are the perfect thing that you can be,
If you want folks to look at you strangely,
Unless it is on Halloween!

Number three will teach you how Aussies,
From that island Down Under will stay
As far away as they can from all Roo’s,
For they slip slide, punch, and away!

Number four has to be the best teacher of all,
For I have learned so much more just from him,
Than from all of my textbooks and teachers,
About love and the world I live in!