The New Doctor Who Poem by Randy Johnson

The New Doctor Who



The program that I'm talking about is the new Doctor Who.
Some of the things the writers have written are not true.
They wrote that the Tardis needs six people to fully control it.
I happen to know for a fact that that is a load of bullshit.
The Master was the only one who piloted his Tardis and he was always in full control.
The Doctor isn't in full control of his Tardis because it needs repairs because it's old.
The Doctor was nine hundred years old when he was on his sixth incarnation.
According to the new Doctor Who writers, the Doctor has only aged three years during his last four regenerations.
When they wrote that he's 903 years old, that was a load of bull.
The new Doctor Who writers are screwing things up and it isn't cool.

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