The Queen Is On The Porcelain Throne Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Without getting into particulars,
The most time that I sat on the toilet was perhaps ½ hour.
This woman did something else,
For she on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years,
He Had times thought she dead for sure,
According to Mr. Whipple, no, not that one,
I think she didn’t squeeze the Charmin for years.

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years - so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

Isn’t this insane?
Well one is for sure,
-she is definitely potty trained.

(3-12-2008)