The Smart, Sexy And Saucy Me Xii Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

The Smart Sexy Saucy Me XII
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
I was talking to my son and happened to use the phrase, skirt around the issue,
And it led me to a self-search on the origin of the phrase
Did it begin because men with a carnal instinct and please do remember that they have to procreate
Felt that the voluminous skirts women wore hid the absolute truth of the male-female courtship
Which begins at the door of the sexual issue and continues in the emotional vein;

Of course, I must digress and draw your attention to my big, natural breasts
And say that revealing the bosom back in the Victorian era
Led to a man losing his head over the woman
And hence, the phrase, "treasure chest";

I looked up William Shakespeare's King John
And found the related phrase in a couple of lines so poetic and so down-to-earth
"There is so hot a summer in my bosom
That all my bowels crumble upto dust";

I must say that while I find the poetic portion so full of beauty
I do not scoff at the down-to - earth line
For everyday issues are also of primary importance
But romance and sex are above such matters
And all of us have to pray to the Lord that the everyday issues do not intervene in the wrong time;

While on the topic of King John, I shall share what I read
When I looked through an essay about the artist, Anselm Kiefer,
And in this essay, Kiefer says that Napolean was a feminist for
He changed the law, The Civil Code Napolean, and as he has said,
It is still in use for if a woman was made pregnant by a soldier
And if she had been with more than one, then she had to prove who it was
But Napolean changed it and said that the woman can choose;

Kiefer's other fascinating line of discussion is that Alexander was the most important ruler
For the map had to be changed because of him
And the comment from one of his listeners is that one had to wonder
About the energy in such a man;

I shall divert from my line of discussion and come to the Smart me
Who shall attempt to read what's on PM Justin Trudeau's busy mind
For I cannot fathom what can impress his taste buds for an endeavour
If only I could hook him to a graphical output machine and I assure you that this is possible
And see if he has the steady peaks at my writing and artwork
For they are thoughts which praise my writing and artwork;

The Sexy me shall do a sexy bit of analysis in chemistry and chemical engineering
And find a key that unlocks the secrets to a whole new world
And I shall use available data on electronic configurations, orientations and
Find what makes the bond angle and the bond length;

The Saucy me shall saucily and sassily say to myself,
Saucy is as saucy does AND sassy is as sassy goes,
And I am a lassie who goes where no man or woman has gone before
And explores the vast world of knowledge out there
And I shall request PM Justin Trudeau for funding to see if different subjects
Make different outputs and then it is a direct correlation between different areas of
The brain and the thinking pattern
And more evidence for the left and right areas of the brain.

Acknowledgements:
1. The Phrase Finder
2. The New York Times magazine