Ted Sheridan


There Is Less Urine In Mexican Beer Than Is In Your Tap Water...Or So They Claim - Poem by Ted Sheridan

Who are these menacing Kooks?
These environmentalist wacko people
with funny little smirks on their face
and a pocket protector up their anus.....
They are the Promulgators who degree
with their bias anecdotal and cogent evidence
The air to be unclean......
So they can charge you to breathe
And the water to be impure....
So they can sell you the bottled spring
But...or should I say Butt...
I'm the dude who sold them the pocket protectors....

2007 ©

Ted Sheridan


Comments about There Is Less Urine In Mexican Beer Than Is In Your Tap Water...Or So They Claim by Ted Sheridan

  • (6/22/2007 9:39:00 AM)

    This poem is realy garbage
    I never saw one good poem of you
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Poem Submitted: Friday, June 22, 2007

Poem Edited: Tuesday, March 15, 2011


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