'' There's Nobody Knew '' Poem by Bri Mar

The animals went in one by one,
Then came out again as two,
What exactly was being done,
In this clapped out aquatic zoo.

Then the hybrids soon appeared,
Half Human and cockatoo,
This could turn out worse than feared,
What in Gods name could we do.

Suddenly a horse appeared with wings,
Playing a didgeridoo,
The wife said it’s just one of those things,
You know it cannot be true.

Along came a cow with two long arms,
A bear attached to a Gnu,
I never succumbed to it’s obvious charms,
I thought what a nice pot of stew.

I could see a dog and a cat combined,
The poor thing was feeling blue,
It shouted out, I need refined,
My reflection’s making me spew.

Obviously someone was having fun,
When out popped a Hippoaroo,
Where the Hell did you put my gun,
Why, Chaos is about to ensue.

New life forms appeared of every type,
Then the scientists and their motley crew,
Asked us, hey what’s all they hype,
Please form an orderly queue.

Was Mother Nature playing tricks?
No, with her we do love to screw,
Now our problems we cannot fix,
Why,

‘’ There’s Nobody Knew ‘’