Thoughts Of Getting Married Poem by Randy McClave

Should I get married, or should I stay bad
I don't want to give up on all the good things that I have had,
I drink what I want, and I go wherever I want to eat
And there's always another woman waiting for me to meet.

The waitress at the Pizza restaurant always gives me a wink
If she wasn't married, I would most certainly ask her out for a drink,
When I get paid, my money is always mine for me to spend
For any of my purchases, I never have to beg for, or defend.

I love my bachelor freedom which I could not ever replace
No matter of the accent, or the look of a woman's beautiful face,
The only luggage that I want to worry about is my very own
Only worries that I want, are the ones that I have sewn.

I enjoy waking up late and going to bed whenever that I want
And I don't think that I'll ever want or need a personal confidant,
Flowers here, curtains over there, hanging up towels is way to much
I hate it when a woman says, my house needs a woman's touch.

I enjoy going out, but I don't want to meet her family and friends
There are better things that I want to do, especially on my weekends,
Fishing and/or sporting events is where I am always heading
I don't want to ever replace that feeling, by going to my wedding.

I enjoy waking up late with a beautiful woman at my side
Then I enjoy it when she leaves, and there is nothing that I must hide,
I enjoy my freedom, and women always make me stimulant and glad
So, being married and tied down, is very depressing and sad.

Randy L. McClave