Three Days Of Me Pirating Poem by Ima Ryma

Pirate with just three days at sea
Tells of experience each day.
'Arrr, bunch of bad luck came at me, '
'When a damn shark did come me way.'
'Arrr, first day I did lose a leg'
'To that damn shark that bit it off.'
'And that's now why I wear me peg.'
'Arrr, second day, same shark did scoff, '
'Jumped agin and did take me hand.'
'And so that's why this hook I wear.'
'Arrr, third day, damn that damn shark and'
'Now, aye, an eyepatch I must bear.'

'Arrr, scratch at itchy eye I took, '
'But I forgot about me hook.'