To Fart Or Not Fart That Is The Question? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

From the Halls of Montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli,
We will fight the Afghan's battles on land or air sea?
AND NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPLEL GASES LOUDLY?
hummmm---
It appears that loud farts are offensive to many Afghans,
Can you please pass the hummus?
Tell that to the many American forces who gave their lives,
Or have been wounded in the Afghans land.
We don't play etiquette games when we are at war against the Taliban,
No matter how 'offensive' it gets.
Ad yet,
please pass the lentil bean soup?
How do you tell a leather-neck he can only 'grunt' when passes gas?
Imagine not being able to light a fart when you're not heavily engaging the enemy.
Please pass the bulgur wheat spinach salad with fava beans.
If could save the amount of explosive of farts of the Afghan people,
it would be considered a WMD.
Is this April Fools by their calendar?