To Heather Poem by Terry Donovan

Slither hither, Heather
I want you by my side.
Through the moonlit undergrowth
Together we can slide.
Cold and wet, we'll cuddle
But with a love that's hot,
We'll do some squelchy petting
In some broken flower pot.
With wet and soggy kisses
I will show you how I care,
Personify my passion
Blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you hear me, Heather?
Do you want to be my mate
So you and I together
Can gently lubricate.
Let us curl up lovingly
And have a good old time,
Jellified in tenderness
And intertwined in slime.
Slither hither, Heather,
Let's have a hearty hug.
With you to share my silver trail,
I'll be a happy slug.