To Thine Own Self Be Cuked - Poem by Ima Ryma
Cats and cucumbers do not mix
When humans mix them just to make
Fun of the cats and get sick kicks
Pixxing the react for viral sake.
Sticking a cuke behind a cat,
And some place unexpectedly,
So when the cuke is seen whereat,
Cats get unnerved naturally,
And do react in bounds and leaps,
All so that humans be amused.
Such humans are sadistic creeps,
And likewise should be so abused.
Sticking cucumbers is just fine -
Stick in humans where sun don't shine!
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