'Toe'tally Unacceptable Poem by Ima Ryma

I met a girl on a blind date.
All was going along just fine,
And we were getting along great,
Chatting, as both of us did dine.
We reached a point where each did share
About each other a fun fact.
Her confiding made me aware
That both of her big toes she lacked.
Disappointed, I stayed polite,
But knew that her letting me know
This fact would mean an early night,
And separate ways we would go.

That was end of the date for me.
Lack toes intolerant I be.